Blairisms, Part Deux

A recent text from B: "David to Blair: 'If you would just sit down with me and a map for a minute I could blow your mind.'"  (this for my directionally challenged sister)

I was going through my phone, and I save messages that I think are funny, and this is one more that I found...
If bugs are attracted to light, why don't they fly to the sun?

My mom came over last week to watch Harper for me on Wednesday.  When I got home, she was telling me how she got up early so she could beat Harper up.  Her words, not mine!  Love you Momma.

Team Hayden!

For those of you who don't know, my sweet nephew Hayden was recently diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes.  This has been a difficult time for my sister and her husband, as well as Hayden obviously!  Please keep them in your prayers as they continue to learn about and cope with sweet Hayden's disease.  For all the details, go read Blair's blog.  

My family and I are walking in the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation walk in Fort Worth on October 24th.  We would like to ask for donations for our walk for this great foundation.  If you are interested in helping us out or walking with us on Team Hayden, please email me or Blair!  We appreciate any help we get, and would love to have more walkers with us!

  

Hayden and Blair came over to play with us on Wednesday.  I took Blair and the babies on a 4-wheeler ride, and I looked down at Hayden, and he had fallen asleep in my arms!  Sweet baby.

Recent Blairisms

We should probably call this 'Recent Blairisms, Part 1', because I can guarantee you that there is no end to the amazing things that come out of my darling sister's mouth.  And by amazing, I mean freakin' hilarious, people.  If you know my sister, then these comments or questions will come as no surprise.  If you don't know her, then you are seriously missing out, because she is one of the funniest people I know!

1.  Text from Blair while she was in Seattle: "So here's a question for ya... Do you have to drive through Canada to get to Alaska???"

2.  Hanging out at my house one day:  "Isn't it weird that we came from the same womb?"

3.  And today, a text:  "Definitely just learned what the saying '20 years his junior' means."  David told her she should ask him more questions.

These are a couple from a while back that still make me laugh out loud:

4.  "I love horse."  (driving by horses and not thinking that the plural of horse is, in fact, horses)

5.  "I just pulled out like 8 hair... (a couple of seconds later) ...s."

Stay tuned for more funny things by Blair, because I promise you, there will be more.  I love you, I love you, I love you, my darling baby sister.  You never cease to make me smile.