A recent text from B: "David to Blair: 'If you would just sit down with me and a map for a minute I could blow your mind.'" (this for my directionally challenged sister)
I was going through my phone, and I save messages that I think are funny, and this is one more that I found...
If bugs are attracted to light, why don't they fly to the sun?
My mom came over last week to watch Harper for me on Wednesday. When I got home, she was telling me how she got up early so she could beat Harper up. Her words, not mine! Love you Momma.
2 comments:
I'm so glad you post these! Makes my miss my Blair, though!
Let me be perfectly clear about this...I had no intention of beating up my girl!!! What I meant was I wanted to be up and dressed when the girl awoke. I wouldn't lay a hand on that precious baby girl.
And besides that, this blog is called "Blairisms", not mommaisms. Although, bless her little heart, Blair came by it honestly!!
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